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The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking
from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: ‘Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.’

Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in it.’

The man shouts back: ‘I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand. Please speak in English.’

The Amish man says:
‘Use two hands,.You’ll get more.’

submitted: Scott & Vickie